The Rock City Theory of Marketing

The Rock City Theory of Marketing

Progressive signage to promote appearances and events and even simple cash contests. A line of cheerleaders spelling out a phrase is more likely to get a morning commuters attention than a quick 17 second promo that is indistinguishable from a spot for Maggengill in its energy and excitement level.

There Ain’t No Party Like A Holiday Season Stripper ‘N Hooker Party

There Ain’t No Party Like A Holiday Season Stripper ‘N Hooker Party

Promotions is the Art of Standing Out. And with Halloween that can be hard since every bar, legion hall or other establishment with a liquor license, on the planet, will have a party. What you need to do, to win, is to get the Professional Costume Crowd. So it’s a really good exercise in problem solving: how are we going to do something, like a food drive or a toy drive or a Valentines wedding or a Halloween party, that will crush everything else? Because why would you ever want to do something that wasn’t remarkable?

The Helmer Johnson Theory Of Bone Throwing

The Helmer Johnson Theory Of Bone Throwing

Every market has that suburb that it’s all right to make fun of. I’ve seen the same thing happen numerous times and with numerous morning shows. They intentionally or not threw a little attention at an oft-ignored corner of the market and became stars. It’s always good to know what community that is. And then test the waters occasionally to see if they have a sense of humor and then, who knows, you might move a whole town over into your win column.

Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading

If you ever get your ass handed to you, and I mean like in a brutal way, you hopefully learned from it. Because if you didn’t then it was a really wasted experience. While it was happening, yeah, it sucked. It was like being in a car crash in slow motion while having...
Phenomenon And Transcending Formats

Phenomenon And Transcending Formats

I can handle when promotions don’t go perfectly but the thing that just makes my head do the whole Star Wars Death Star Blowed Up Thing is when stations miss opportunities to market themselves.
Missed opportunities suck. Write that on a post-it and stick it on your office wall.